MRS

buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

I always knew I couldn’t be the only one in the world.


69shadesofgray:

arctic monkeys live is all i ever wanted in life and more


starkked:

“I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We’re a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We’re… we’re a time-bomb.”


The world is not in your books and maps. It’s out there.


somewherebetweenrageandserenity:

X-Men + modes of political activism


What should we do next? Something good or something bad, or a bit of both?


ollivander:

you-comfort-me:

edgebug:

so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER

best literary analysis ever


cptsmallass:

I don't want to kill anyone. // I'm not gonna stop till all of Hydra is dead or captured.

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000


foxysmoulder:

i hope everyone realizes that Drax literally drunk dialed Ronan and almost got them all killed


anewweapon:

My standards for boys:

  • tall
  • dark hair
  • stubble
  • cute smile
  • love horseback riding
  • unusually long life span
  • speak elvish
  • secretly be the heir to the throne of Gondor
  • Aragorn
  • be Aragorn